Senin, 07 November 2011

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE


Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can**
**avoid if they remember the terminology.*
(1)**  **Fine**:**  **This  is the word women use to end an argument when
they are right and you  need to shut up.*
(2)**  **Five  Minutes**:**  **If she is getting dressed, this means a half
an hour. Five minutes is** **only** **five minutes if you have just been
given five more minutes to watch the** **game before helping around the
house.*
(3)**  **Nothing**:**  **This is the calm before the storm. This means
something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine..*  *
(4)**  **Go  Ahead**:**  **This  is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!*
(5)**  **Loud  Sigh**:**  **This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by  men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
an idiot and wonders why** **she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you about** **nothing.  (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
nothing.)*


(6)**  **That's  Okay**:**  **This is one of the most dangerous statements a
women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.*
(7)**  **Thanks**:**  **A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint.
Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true,
unless she says  'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not
thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome,' that will bring on a
'whatever').*
(8)**  **Whatever**:**  **Is a woman's way of saying you don’t understand**!
(9)**  **Don't  worry about it, I got it**:**  **Another dangerous
statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do
several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man
asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer** **to  # 3.*

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